Leave letters

THIS is a collection of leave letters and applications written bypeople in various places world wide, working in the ................field. I think it would bring back old memories. 1. Infosys: - An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Ciscopro : Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may notreturn, please grant me half-day casual leave. 3. A leave letter to the Administrator :
As I am studying in this Institute, I am suffering from headache. Irequest you to leave me today. 4. Another leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday. 5. IT School : Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. 6. From Aptech : Covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...'

7. Another one:
Dear Sir, With reference to the above, please refer to my below...'

8. From NIIT Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and am responsible for it, pleasegrant me 10 days' leave. 9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness, and as I am her only husband athome, I may be granted leave. 10. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well. 11. Another gem from GRP - Leave-letter from an employee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant me a week's leave.
12. This is from Oracle, Bangalore - From an employee who wasperforming the mundan' ceremony of his 10-year-old son:
As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days. 13: A candidate's application: This has reference to youradvertisement calling for a typist and an accountant - Male orFemale...
As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I amapplying for the post.